Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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