They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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