he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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