dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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