I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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