My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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