Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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