I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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