well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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