I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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