so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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