similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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