have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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