So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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