he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
