your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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