That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
