I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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