just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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