"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We left an ass print on the piano.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
wow bdsm is so cute
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