Grow some girl-balls and come out already
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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