super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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