at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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