This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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