Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize