Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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