Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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