just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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