white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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