Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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