under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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