what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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