Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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