he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
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We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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