lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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