I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My pussy is not your playground.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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