Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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