come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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