im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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