Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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