So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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