I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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