no, he came in my armpit
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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