Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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