We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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