question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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