To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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