I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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