How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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