Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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