If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
