obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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