marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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